lolsofunny:

mannysantosisgonnabefamous:

when somebody actually texts me first and wants to hang out

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(lol here!)

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Roll across the bed
and don’t stop until your skin
finds its way to mine.

—Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)

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teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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#work #hell #saveme #help

#work #hell #saveme #help

(Source: bridgetm1315, via naturalnightnurse)

andkimmm: i believe that when you know how to physically touch a girl, is when you really have her. hand placement and the use of your hands is everything, remember that gentlemen.

andkimmm:

i believe that when you know how to physically touch a girl, is when you really have her. hand placement and the use of your hands is everything, remember that gentlemen.

(Source: sexual-passion, via kimdash)

(Source: iamcule, via kimdash)

9gag: Baby’s laughter..

9gag:

Baby’s laughter..

(via naturalnightnurse)

chutzpahhh:

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. 

George Takei is flawfree.

God bless, George Takei.

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bitchesguidetoetiquette:

Flawless logic at play

(Source: drunkonstephen, via penishole)

planetvalium: A gathering of pregnant men.

planetvalium:

A gathering of pregnant men.

(via naturalnightnurse)

9gag: How I feel about my relationship.. #hymen

9gag:

How I feel about my relationship..

#hymen

(via naturalnightnurse)

heyitsemele:

pastelmorgue:

eradicategirlhate:

you ever thought that maybe the reason girls say they’re fine when they’re not, or they’re not mad when they are, is because the second they show any semblance of emotion they’re written off as hysterical bitches that are probably on their period?

THE FUCKING DA VINCI CODE HAS BEEN CRACKED

Reblogging again, because this will never be irrelevant. 

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Touch her heart before her body.

—6-Word Story #71 (via ancres)

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Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.

—J.R.R. Tolkien (from The Fellowship of the Ring)

(Source: seppukuu, via jamieniicole)

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